Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Amazon on Wikileaks;

"No, no, too much fact. Get rid of the servers now. Nao do it NAO!"

If it felt anything more like actual work

I'm not sure I could do it. I mean, I've spent the last ten years specifically working at not having to do much work at all. I've avoided "help wanted signs", "now hiring" banners, and even personal appeals from employers. I understand you wan't my talents and abilities, but I can't find the ambition to want to work for anyone, let alone find the energy to work for myself. And really, if you're not working for yourself, you're a slave.

If you work for someone else, you're a tool. If you work with someone else, you're a partner. Luckily I can stand myself long enough get along and do a little work- but I'll tell you, it's not much. When I need to get shit done, shit gets DONE. And I'm not lazy, don't get the wrong opinion here. It's just hard for me to find motivation here.

When the hammer falls, I'll be ready to pick it up. Until then, my youth will not die.

Monday, November 29, 2010


Nature Valley sells nuts dipped in peanut butter.

Chubby chasers of the world, let the reign of man-boobs do your bidding for your healthy experimental side, cup one or maybe two in the same ergonomically designed situation you always find yourself in. We know you like it on top.  ;)

What's up guys? I'm alright, just trying to slay the ten thousand pound dragon on my desk. I'm fighting with an ancient sword but it has some special powers. The power of love baby. It exists and reflects on my face when I'm driving down those long corridors.

I've got some ginger tea that snaps and cracks but it sure don't have much of an attention span. It's talking to me I believe, which is one of the ten listed side effects of strange beverages.

Smoking trees will do that to you as well, so try to keep the fire on as long as you can if you want to sit down and enjoy with a new friend. Open your doors will become.

I'll see you fags later, I'm going to wally's world to slap the beaver and wax the turtle.

Peace <3