Chubby chasers of the world, let the reign of man-boobs do your bidding for your healthy experimental side, cup one or maybe two in the same ergonomically designed situation you always find yourself in. We know you like it on top. ;)
What's up guys? I'm alright, just trying to slay the ten thousand pound dragon on my desk. I'm fighting with an ancient sword but it has some special powers. The power of love baby. It exists and reflects on my face when I'm driving down those long corridors.
I've got some ginger tea that snaps and cracks but it sure don't have much of an attention span. It's talking to me I believe, which is one of the ten listed side effects of strange beverages.
Smoking trees will do that to you as well, so try to keep the fire on as long as you can if you want to sit down and enjoy with a new friend. Open your doors will become.
I'll see you fags later, I'm going to wally's world to slap the beaver and wax the turtle.